STRIPPING THE WANKERY OUT OF BUSINESS SINCE 2014.
You’re amazing at what you do. I make the business part work.
Your business doesn’t match your brilliance? Let’s change that.
Whether you’re a designer, a dog trainer, or a data whisperer—if your offer’s messy, your message is murky, or you’re leaking leads, I’ll help you fix it. Clean. Fast. No fucking around.
Three ways to get unstuck
Fix the leaks? or Rebuild the engine?
Whether you want a laser sharp website audit, a marketing makeover, or a full business reset, pick the level of clarity you need right now ⬇
QUICK WINS
Show me why it’s not converting
Impact Snapshot
$399 | Website & Messaging Audit
15 minute walkthrough video
Delivered in 48 hrs
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I’ll show you exactly where on your site trust and attention are dipping, what’s unclear, why people bounce, and what’s costing you leads or sales. So you can get more customers.
❇️ For when you know something’s off, but aren’t sure what.
RECALIBRATE
Let’s fix the whole damn system
Deep Dive Dx
$1997 | Strategic Reset
~2 hour consultation call
Step by step plan, 2 wks support
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A 2-week 1:1 clarity sprint to give your offers, pricing and messaging a makeover.
You get mapped-out next steps, clarity, direction, and support to implement it all.
📘 For founders who can run with a plan and execute - once they have the map.
OVERHAUL
Please just do it for me
Full Noise
$10,000 | Strategy + Execution
Done for you, alongside you
*Apply to have me on your team
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Offers, messaging, pricing, funnel, delivery flow—I work alongside you to restructure, write, and rewire the whole damn thing so it finally works (and feels good!)
🔸 For experts ready to go all-in on high-touch support & implementation.
You’re brilliant at what you do
—whether that’s fixing canine spines, designing killer visuals, or teaching humans how to unlearn their bullshit.
But when it comes to packaging your offers, pricing, or selling that brilliance? It’s murky.
That’s where I come in.
I’m the business plug-in that helps you structure what you’ve built, say what you mean, and make your business work, without burning you out.

High five! you’ve got the skills to pay the bills! ✨
A big-ass vision, & a lust to level up
Ready to work smarter
Epic ideas and a fire in your belly
Maybe you’ve also got rocks in your rucksack? 🤔
A to-do list longer than a really bad trip
Lots of ideas, but no idea what to do first
Nothing mapped out into actual steps
All the ‘info’ might be making you…
Keep switching your strategy - again!
Try to be on all social platforms always
Feel overwhelmed and freaked out
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Growing your business shouldn’t be a grind
You can hustle and grind yourself to your grave, or you can take the nearest off-ramp from hustle highway and find ease and flow
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I’m Kate – and I get it
You don’t have to endure another dryballs business course, download dozens more cheat sheets / templates, how-to instructions / 57-part video trainings / a trio of abundance affirmations - or 29 subliminal meditation tracks! F@ck meditation.
I CAN HELP YOU…
Optimise and streamline your business
crystal clear
messaging
streamlined
workflow
compelling
content
maximised
profit
more
dogtime
enjoyable
growth
Your vision, our mission
I’m here to help you work smarter, play to your strengths, and turn those epic ideas into an actionable plan. Ditch the baggage - let's lighten your load and find the quickest route to success.
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Write your own happy ending—no knights required
MY CLIENTS HAVE…
🤑 Nailed their messaging and launched successful products
🥇 Won awards, secured book deals, and built vibrant communities
🌏 Expanded into international markets and secured their products on store shelves
💰 Transformed their business into a 3-day week venture while increasing their income
👢 Quit unfulfilling, inflexible jobs (then contracted back to that same company, except on their own terms, tripling their pay!!! (💥 BOOM! LOVE that one!)

DIRECTION
📍
CLARITY
😎
MOMENTUM
🏌🏻♀️
DIRECTION 📍 CLARITY 😎 MOMENTUM 🏌🏻♀️
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Private 1-1 business consulting to help you
Ask the right questions, prioritize the right tasks, attract the the right people, and nail your quest for profit.
(and maybe even wrestle your brain weasels into line!)